Weekly Summary: Week Six

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Hang down your head, Tom Daschle
By Benjamin Kantack

It is interesting to note that Tom Daschle apparently "came forward" of his own volition, and not because of Obama's setup crew. It makes one wonder how many other crooks there are on his team.

Gore compares "climate change" to racism
By Michael Folkerts

In a strange turn of events, climate change is similar to racism! Apparently racism was eliminated because children decided to stop listening to their parents, and Gore thinks this is how we must save the planet.

Dating and Courtship: A call to reform
By William Collen

While the ASUN continues to sponsor "Sexual Feelings" day in the Union Square, one man is speaking out for mature and responsible relationships.

ASUN, RHA, and conflicts of interest
BY Francis Mader

The ASUN working with the RHA is not normally a concern, but caution must be exercised so no conflicts of interest arise.

Obama hits head
By Tobias Davis

Chevy Chase once mocked then President, Gerald Ford, for slipping on some wet tarmac. Now when Obama hits his head, no one is laughing.

New Clips: Full List
Compiled by Tobias Davis

California is coming down to the final days of it's economic crunch, more people think the "stimulus bill" is a bad move, and piles more!